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Aerie’s Johnlock Fic Rec List (Warning: A Lot of Smut and Porn)
((This is a work in progress, I’ll probably add to it when I read more. Sorry it’s so long, and I didn’t want to put it under a cut.))
Alone On The Water Rating: K (THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE) Length: 8,400 words Plot: Sherlock is dying. John joins him in his last weeks, days, hours, stays with him until he dies. TW for Character Death
Fa Subito Rating: Explicit Length: 6,650 Plot: John wears a suit to Mycrofts dinner party. Sherlock is extremely distracted and sexiness (and cockblocking) ensues. Lots of suit porn and flustered Sherlock.
The Importance of Eating Meals Rating: Teen+ Length: 4,600 Plot: In an attempt to make him eat more, John makes Sherlock text him what he has for meals. After a while, their texts become a regular thing and a game. And maybe something more develops.
Yes and No Rating: Explicit Length: 5,000 Plot: Sherlock dresses like a woman for a case. John is amazed and strangely turned on. Sexy sex ensues. Crossdressing porn and hot John.
I Prefer to Text(MUST READ) Rating: Teen+ Length: 8,500 Plot: After the building explodes at the pool with Moriarty, John is hospitalized and Sherlocks only contact is to text him. They grow closer over texting. Vulnerable Sherlock.
Don’t Rating: Teen+, Kinda Explicit Length: 2,800 Plot: John is perfectly okay until Sherlock starts beginning to ruin it, and John has to make him stop, because he likes what they have. But what if Sherlock doesn’t stop?
For Science Rating: Explicit Length: 3,500 Plot: Sherlock needs to find out if someone can come just from being penetrated. For a case, of course. And John is happy to help.
Release Rating: Explicit Length: 3,850 Plot: John helps Sherlock with an Orgasm Denial experiment for science. Despite the roughness, John is determined to help Sherlock and be gentle with him.
Fragile and Precious Things Rating: Teen+ Length: 2,100 Plot: Sherlock is touching Johns body, and it’s erotic. Cute and erotic, considering no sex happens.
Applied Linguistics Rating: Teen+ Length: 4,800 Plot: Sherlock never wants John to leave. He wants to have him forever, Marry him. But first he needs to find the right words. Domestic Johnlock.
Traffic Lights for the Colour Blind Rating: Teen+ Length: 9,300 Plot: John doesn’t miss the war. He misses something else. Being on the edge of death. He’s suicidal, and Sherlock knows it. This is the story of their adventures, and Johns death wish, and Sherlocks love. TW for suicidal thoughts, and a happy ending.
Water is Another Matter Rating: Teen+ Length: 3,700 Plot: John is sick. Sherlock feels responsible, so he nurses him back to health. And somehow they fall in love.
Skewed Data Rating: Teen+ Length: 1,000 Plot: John accidentally touches Sherlock. And keeps touching Sherlock. And they must both be insane. Short, touch porn.
The Second Law of Thermodynamics Rating: Teen+ Length: 3,600 Plot: It’s cold in the apartment. Body heat sharing ensues and some complications will arise if they keep doing this. (first part in a series I recommend, though this can stand on its own)
Hours Before Midnight Rating: Teen+ Length: 1,500 Plot: Post-Reichenbach. John struggles with Sherlocks death in the aftermath. But it’s not really over, right?
Resurrection Rating: Teen+ Length: 8,5000 Plot: Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock returns home, and maybe he’s expecting everything to be the same. But it isn’t. They aren’t friends like they once were, John won’t work with him, and Sherlock is scared it will never be the same. But he will try to heal this.
House Rules Rating: Explicit Length: 4,900 Plot: John and Sherlock need to talk about the rules of the house. Which is all the excuse they need to torment each other in wonderful ways.
26 Pieces(MUST READ) Rating: Explicit Words: 28,200 Plot: Mycroft gives Sherlock a puzzle to solve. But what Mycroft doesn’t tell Sherlock is how dangerous it really is. TW for Torture and SexualViolence.
Panegyrical Rating: Explicit Length: 3,800 Plot: Lots of sex and orgasm denial submissive!Sherlock and Master!John.
Chameleon Rating: Teen+ to Explicit Length: 60,000+ (multiple chapters) Plot: AU. In a world where you’re either a Sub or a Dom, and Subs are captured and assigned a Dom to control them, John is a Sub in hiding using his unusual power of blending in. He doesn’t want to be attached to anyone and have anyone control him. But when Detective Sherlock Holmes is sent to track him down, it might all be downhill.
A Quiet Murmuration Rating: Teen+ Length: 4,600 Plot: Sherlock is reckless and John is pissed. Sherlock agrees to pay John back for his worries in… kisses. A thousand, to be exact.
Gone So Long (oops better push my own fic) Rating: Teen+ to Explicit Length: 44,000 (multiple chapters) Plot: Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock returns, and every feeling that was left unresolved will be discovered between himself and John, while he decides how to make his comeback in the world and face new foes.
The Syntax of Things(MUST READ) Rating: Explicit Length: 19,200 Plot: AU. Sherlock is a FTM Transman. When he looks at John, he feel whole inside. But Sherlock can’t hide his secret from John forever, and he just wants to be loved. TW for Trans* issues.
A Cure For Boredom(MUST READ) Rating: Explicit Length: 81,700 (multiple chapters) Plot: John has become an experiment for Sherlock. Sherlock wants to crack John open and see his every sexual desire. That includes taking him to sex clubs and watching John as women and men do things to him. Meanwhile though, all John wants is Sherlock all to himself. TW for a lot of weird, kinky, sex and Polyamourism
Captured Rating: Teen+ Length: 4,200 Plot: John used to doodle. No, not doodle. Draw, very well. And Sherlock has found out. Fluff ensues.